If Apple Made Cars

• They would hold only two people, but up to 40,000 songs, 100s of books, or 200 hours of video.
• They could only be filled with gasoline from a specific, proprietary nozzle shaped like a toaster.
• You could not operate both the radio and the air-conditioner at the same time.
• They would have only one pedal for accelerating, braking, and clutch. Buttons on the steering wheel would need to be pressed to access these functions.
• The steering wheel would be on the other side.
• Bumper stickers, window decorations, and antenna clingers would need to be purchased from a single store and could not be transferred between vehicles.
• Owners experiencing mechanical issues would need to bring them to a certified Apple Garage mechanic. There would be 17 in the country.
• Vehicles would need to be authorized to play purchased CDs, and new radio stations would need to be imported into the audio system before playback after entering their range.
• Seat belts, airbags, windshield wipers, upholstery, cup holders, and other components improved upon by outside manufacturers would not be adopted by Apple. Any attempt to integrate lower-cost, innovative alternatives would void the warranty.
• The standard model would start at $433,779.
• They'd probably look pretty slick, though.

Cover It Live: NBA Finals Game 7

My buddy Jack Moore, creator of the Brewers Blog and ESPN SweetSpot affiliate Disciples of Uecker, is joining me to cover the NBA Finals Game 7. Both of us are probably unqualified to do this, but it should be fun. Check it out and join the conversation.

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