Bugs!

What the fuck went wrong when nature came up with bugs? Particularly gnats, flies, and mosquitoes. Almost every other creature on the planet is terrified of humans, and run away if we even move in their direction. But bugs? No! They just swarm around your face and ears for the hell of it. I don't care if you are standing in the middle of a giant field, the bugs will find you and will continuously buzz in your ears and eyes, as if saying, "Hey! Who are you? What are you? Why are you here? Hey! Hey! Yeah, you! Listen to me! Look at me! What are those circles on your face? Can I touch them? Are you listening to me? Hey! Hey!" No amount of swatting or water splashing will discourage them. God damn these fearless, curious insects.