Mandark

After watching 5 minutes of the Polar Express on TV, I have learned four things:

1. I hate the Polar Express

2. I want to strangle the kid with the Mandark voice.

3. The true meaning of the spirit of the ultimate message of the beauty of the Jesus of Christmas lies in my heart (whatever the fuck that means).

4. Tom Hanks is lights-out with a hole-punch.